Replied in a hurry this morning
. Then as I was crawling about on my knees in the garden, fitting our tent for a sewn in groundsheet - it doesn't have one , but sure needs it! when it came to me
that perhaps you meant Embroideress Extrordinare, got there in the end
As for Flippin' 'eck = flipping heck = flaming hell.
Ee bah Gum = Oh my God
As an american friend was warned before coming over to England by a work collegue 'Remember they don't speak English over there
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PS when I do inherit my mother's table cloth it will have to take second place to my old english style smock which I have had on the go for the last 31 years