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Re: It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 26 Apr 2013 16:05 #102510

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Re: It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 26 Apr 2013 11:47 #102487

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Re: It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 26 Apr 2013 10:35 #102482

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Re: It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 26 Apr 2013 10:28 #102479

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Re: It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 26 Apr 2013 03:56 #102467

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Re: It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 26 Apr 2013 00:21 #102464

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Re: It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 25 Apr 2013 23:40 #102463

idaho OFFLINE Posts: 2531 Thank you received: 183	Oh brother !! Kids ! Ya gotta love it !! Really good questions...I want to know how you answered !
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Re: It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 25 Apr 2013 21:29 #102461

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Re: It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 25 Apr 2013 21:24 #102458

loise98 OFFLINE Posts: 2932 Thank you received: 267	What a day! Makes up for the low pay! At least it does for those who love teaching and love the kids.
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Re: It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 25 Apr 2013 18:34 #102445

Renata OFFLINE Posts: 2673 Thank you received: 260	Please forgive me--when I read your posting, my mind went straight to Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Part I: The Miracle of Birth... But you have to admit, Lorchen, this lad possesses sufficient curiosity to craft some pretty pointed questions. I suppose he made your day!
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It's lovely to have such an entertaining job! 25 Apr 2013 18:27 #102444

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I thought I better share this:

Science lesson today (Year 7) with Ollie (13, not a lot between his ears, but a lovely lad). Present topic: Reproduction. Todays lesson: The sperm travelling from the place where it is made to fertilisation of the egg.

So, Ollie gets it (after some careful and simplified explanation from me). Just a few questions that needed answering.

* Does the woman like it when the man wees into her?
* What does the egg do when it sees the sperm coming and doesn't like it?

And my favourite:

* Miss, when the sperm gets to the egg, but doesn't want to hit it, how does it know the way out when it tries to get back to the testicle?

I just love my job!!

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