Only quilters would not misunderstand 'playing with your threads'.
Go and get them, Tiger!! We should try and organize a cheerleader squad for you and Dwight, Keith! I can see it now: Skimpy crazy patchwork outfits, designed and sewn by Rosemary, embellished with lots of Razzle Dazzle, Margo doing the choreography, .............
And before anybody make a cheeky comment...... I have only had one little single malt, and now I'm off to bed!