Okay Clare & fellow SoTTT here goes;
--Warning only read this if you are suffering from insomnia it is long-
I really didn’t want to bore you all to death! I was cooking in my little kitchen, barefoot and for some unk reason backed up felt fur under my foot. Thinking I had just stepped on one of my dog’s tails, as I have four of them, I quickly jumped; as they are so small I didn’t want to hurt one of them. We have a Mom, Dad, (i.e. brother/sister if you get my drift) & their two sons. Momma was only four months old & 3 lbs when she got pregnant. Whew, the vet gave us (bleep) for that one. She said, “You realize this is equivalent to a 13 year old girl getting pregnant?” I said she was too little to get fixed & I didn’t want to get my male fixed but that changed very quickly! Our Vet was so upset, I asked her if she wanted us to get counseling?? Anyway, just wanted to let you know how we ended up with four dogs, accident-poster children for spay & neuter your pets!!
Back to the story, so, being barefoot I could distinctly feel fur under my foot but when a yelp didn’t follow even I knew something was amiss. I had a wooden spoon in my hand & knew I was going to have to face whatever it was so I slowly turned around & my four dogs were all perfectly lined up sitting as if I was going to give them a treat; all focused on my face & at attention. So there was no way I stepped on any of their tails; I glanced to the right of them and there was a full grown squirrel laid out on its back; feet in the air, eyes shut, tail completely stretched straight out & I think I did what anyone would have done. I screamed, dropped the wooden spoon, started jumping up & down in the air, running around from room to room, totally panicking!! The dogs looked at me as if they totally didn’t understand at all because I am so calm about everything else all the time. I mean the whole family calls me up whenever they have emergencies on when to go to the hospital, if they should call an ambulance; I am not kidding! Really I am the best one to handle emergencies; I helped raise my nephew who is a physician, the whole family calls me Dr Barrett & even a lot of friends, you wouldn’t believe the amount of training & experience I have had but I won’t go there. It just caught me off guard & DH was not home & to boot we have a rabies problem in the South & squirrels carry rabies down here. Anyway, after about oh, five minutes (hah hah) later when I finally got too tired to carry on anymore, I finally got some gloves & picked the squirrel up tail first placing it gentle into a plastic bag, tied it up & then promptly threw; I mean threw the bag out the front door.
Never gave it another thought, it was out of the house, whew!! Well the next morning I went out that same door & out of the corner of my eye (having been trained in art of observation) I went hey, wait a minute, that bag has moved, so I walked over to the bag & looked closely to find a small hole had been chewed, I mean you could see the little chew marks. I guess the squirrel had woke up, with a lump on its head no doubt & found itself in a plastic bag at which time he/she tried to get out & determined he/she had to chew its way out which he/she did & escaped. I thought oh my gosh; was that squirrel playing possum in my house or did my dogs corner it and it ran into the house & knock itself out & they brought it in for dinner? I was late feeding them that night but geeze- I mean really!! So that’s the dog story, but I have many more!
Hey Clare, I just got a book back that was autographed by Professor Zipes, who translated Mother Earth & Her Children. I had written him & told him a true family story (we’re part German) & told him why (which is true) the book meant so much to me & asked him if I sent him the book he translated (that I had which was already autographed by the Quilt maker/illustrator-who had been on HHI for a Jinny Beyer conference I had attended) would he autograph it & send it back to me & he did!! Is that cool or what? He also wrote I was quite a storyteller which I was floored as I found out later he is considered having translated the best copy of the Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales into English. Wish I had a copy of that book!! He has translated over 50 Children’s book in his career.
I better stop now or I never will, my only solution is to come to Houston, Tx & meet you guys, maybe next year! You all have a great time, hear?
Bluffton, SC