Ok, I'll play. Here's what it looks like at dawn at my house...no hair, no makeup, no caffeine, no personality, BUT a brand new rotary cutter. Two weeks ago, DH and I were exhibiting at a safety engineers' show and on the way to my booth I passed the Olfa booth. Me: Olfa has a booth at this show! DH: You mean the box cutter company? Me: NO! The rotary cutter company! Lo and behold, off to the side of all the box cutters on display, DH found a lone rotary cutter that he got for me at SAD (such a deal--how's that Margo?). Evidently the thousands of industrial hygienists & safety engineers who attended were not thinking quilting! BTW it takes a lot of nerve to appear in public looking like a psychopath!